This guy thought it would be funny to jump too close to a swan, but he immediately caught a big dose of karma.
From the dumbass department: here's what happens when you drop your drawers at the local park and jump in the pond next to an unsuspecting swan.
You'll laugh, you'll cry; you'll probably be pissed off.
Ok, first of all, somebody put a muzzle on the giggling fool doing all the laughing.
Swans are particularly adept at taking care of themselves, and are more than a little territorial as this cheeseball found out. Having said that he probably outweighs the nice park bird by, say, 200 pounds?
Was anybody else rooting for the swan?