This guy took a wrong turn when he went to the pet store and got a snapping turtle instead of a puppy.
Meet Tank. Tank is a snapping turtle. Snapping turtles are wild animals, but this one is more like a pet dog.
Usually, when you stick your fingers near the mouth of one of these creatures you'll end up with a stub. But most snapping turtles aren't Tank.
Fun video and very cute, but listening to him talk to a turtle like a little child is just weird.
Apparently they take Tank to schools for 'educational' trips so kids and other people can get to see a 40-pound snapper up close.
Let's just hope that he remembers he's supposed to be a pet dog.
What's next, a giant snapper destroying a pineapple? Yeah you can see that right here.