When it comes to Father's Day, we can come up with some really comical things. Here are 15 of the most unusual ones.
Having said that, we'd like like you to have a celebratory token of our esteem... that we bought an hour ago.
Some of these things are fun, comical, and may just have been purchased by you and you and you so I've included links so you can go ahead and buy your dad some of this madness.
Think hard, though, because as the venerable Bill Dance says: "Don't do that."
1. Wine Gun
By dad a gun, just not this gun.
2. Pocket Shot
See number one.
3. Liquor Log
The name says it all.
Pretty cool, and it's a hand grenade to boot.
He'll get a big kick out of this 'inappropriate' toy, but... don't.
You can do better than a stick.
Maybe if he's living in a dorm at college.
Traveling in bear country is serious business.
A great conversation piece... (Dads don't care about conversation pieces).
While you're at it, buy him a bathroom to go around it.
11. Funny Coffee Mug
Not another coffee cup, unless it's filled with hundred dollar bills.
Yes, camouflage underwear falls into this category.
He's got one. From last year. And the year before that.
I don't care if it's got hooks, a funny name, looks like a mermaid or Homer Simpson.
15. Billy Bass
Your mom will shoot you with your own gun.
If you want to get your outdoor dad the ultimate gift, get together with some of your family and spring for a lifetime sportsmen's license.
Even better- tell him how much you love and appreciate him.
Then get him the lifetime license.