Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle.
Chad Morris, the owner of CMO BarberShop in Owensboro, Kentucky, was visiting Gatlinburg, Tennessee, when he walked up on a black bear cub behind the wheel of his car. Then, to make matters worse, two more climbed in while the mother stood idly by.
In a Facebook post, he indicated that he thought he was being punked, as the whole situation seemed so ludicrous.
"I was telling my friends, 'I want to see a bear, I want to see a bear,' you know?" Morris told WYMT.com. "Been lifting weights a little bit, want to see a bear tussle with the bear and it was like well, you get four on one. Now what do you want to do big boy? And I was like, 'Nah, I'll pass.'"
Morris was fortunate that the bears luckily didn't cause all that much damage, although he will have to do some upholstery work waiting for him.
"You can see where the bear took a chunk out of the seat," he said in the report. "Of course my cup was right in the middle and that's where they got ahold of the cup."
While this story is one Morris will surely never forget, he did learn a lesson, as now he always puts his windows up when he parks his car.
What would you do if you walked up to this scene unfolding in your car? I feel like there's nothing to do except sit back and laugh, although that's easy to say without bears in my car.