Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle.
Chad Morris, owner of CMO BarberShop in Owensboro, Kentucky, was visiting Gatlinburg, Tennessee, when he walked upon a black bear cub behind the wheel of his car. Then, to make matters worse, two more climbed in while the mother stood idly by.
In a Facebook post, Morris indicated that he thought he was being punked because the whole situation seemed so ludicrous.
"I was telling my friends, 'I want to see a bear, I want to see a bear,' you know?" Morris told WYMT.com. "Been lifting weights a little bit, want to see a bear tussle with the bear and it was like well, you get four on one. Now, what do you want to do big boy? And I was like, 'Nah, I'll pass," Morris continued.
Morris was fortunate that the bears didn't cause much damage. Although, he will have to do some upholstery work waiting for him. Having bears in your car will do that!
"You can see where the bear took a chunk out of the seat," Morris said in the report. "Of course my cup was right in the middle and that's where they got ahold of the cup."
While this story is one Morris will surely never forget, he did learn a lesson. Now, he always puts his windows up when he parks his car.
What would you do if you walked up to this scene unfolding in your car? I feel like there's nothing to do except sit back and laugh, although that's easy to say without bears in my car.