36 Duck Puns & Jokes to Really Quack You Up

What do you call it when it's raining chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!

We are huge fans of backyard ducks. Do you love fresh duck eggs from the farmer's market? What about having them for dinner, but the eggs are from your own pet ducks? Whether or not you live with backyard ducks or just wish you did, we took a "quack" at coming up with these punny duck jokes!

Duck Puns & Jokes

1. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?


2. At what time do ducks wake up?

The quack of dawn.

3. What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber duck.

4. What do you get when you put six ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

5. What did the duck detective say to his partner?

Let's quack this case.

6. What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check?

Please put it on my bill.

7. What do you see when a duck bends over?

Its butt-quack.

8. Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers?

The outside.

9. What happens when ducks fly upside down?

They quack up.

10. Where do ducks go when they are sick?

To the ducktor.

11. What do ducks like to eat with soup?


12. What shows do ducks watch on television?


13. What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Duckula.

14. What do you call two ducks and a cow?

Quackers and milk.

15. What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?

Fowl weather.

16. Why do ducks fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to waddle.

17. What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?


18. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker.

19. The police were called to a local playground with reports of hundreds of chickens running wild there.

They thought it was a prank call at first, but now they suspect fowl play.

20. Why do ducks quack?

Because they can't oink, bark, or moo.

21. Why was the duck put into the basketball game?

To make a fowl shot.

22. What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

23. What do you call a crate full of ducks?

A box of quackers.

24. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker!

25. What did the duck say to the banker?

My bill is bigger than yours.

26. What's a duck's favorite ballet?

The Nutquacker!

27. What did the detective duck say to his partner?

I hope we quack this case.

28. What did the duck say when she dropped the dishes?

I hope I didn't quack any!

29. Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky.

30. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

31. What does a duck put in its burrito?


32. What do ducks use to fix things around their house?

Duck tape!

33. What says "Quick, Quick"?

A duck with the hiccups

34. I was petting a duckling the other day...

You could say I was feeling a little down.

35. What do physics ducks say?

Quark, quark.

36. Which side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside!

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This post was originally published on May 16, 2020.

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