You've Got to Be Kitten Me with the 13 Best Cat Jokes out There

Need some purr-fect jokes to impress your friends? Look no further! Here are some meow-fully mirthful jokes that your cat will probably roll his eyes at.

1. What is it called when a cat wins first place at a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy.

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3. What is a cat's favorite book?

The Great Catsby.

4. Why don't cats play poker?

Too many cheetahs.


6. What do cats like on a hot day?

Mice cream cones.


8.What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

9. What do cats love to read?


10. There once was a princess that lived alone in a castle with her cat.

Being her only companion, she loved the cat very much. Little did she know, the cat was actually a handsome prince that had be cursed to live his life as a feline.

Seeing how much the princess loved the cat, the witch that had cursed him turned him back into a handsome prince, so he could spend the rest of his life with the princess.

Upon seeing the handsome prince, he said, "I bet you wish I wasn't fixed now, huh?"

11. What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.


13. How do felines maintain law and order?

Claw Enforcement.

How claw-some were those?

Share these with your crazy cat friends to include them in this purr-fect meow-ment.

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