The only time it's considered normal to refer to yourself as a greaser.
I have been oiling guns ever since my dad could force me to do so. He always said the gun oil he used was better than grease or anything else. However, I have come to realize that he wasn't always right. (And don't tell him I said that, either).
Lately, I have been using the Slip2000 EWG Syringe Applicator "extreme weapons grease." I could immediately tell the difference; this stuff made using my weapons incredibly smooth and never seems to affect extraction or interfere with shooting. You can try it out for yourself for only $14.03.
This lube is great for lubing and protecting your weapons, and it does seem to stay slick longer than any other lubricant. You don't have to stress about it attracting dust, dirt, or any of the like. Instead, this lubricant is versatile in all environments and truly will enhance your experience.
This grease is unlike any other. It doesn't leave a mess and it does exactly what you need it to do. I haven't found a reason to use anything else. Get a bottle for yourself and you'll know exactly what I am talking about.