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The 10 Best Duck Dynasty Doses Of Wisdom

From the funny to the sentimental, the Robertson clan of “Duck Dynasty” fame has definitely given us some interesting quotes over the past few years. While you might think the ramblings of America’s favorite redneck family might not mean much, we’ve found a couple of life lessons to learn from in these famous words:


1. On cooking:

“I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones…and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” — Si


2. On having a can-do attitude:

“Redneck rule number one: most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.” – Jase


3. On being independent:

“Where I live, I am 911.” – Phil


4. On real estate:

“Real-estaters are like a snake in the grass. Hey, you chop his head off, he’ll still bite you. I been snake-bit 27 times to be exact. Hey, that’s what they do! They’re being a snake!” – Si


5. On dating:

“Hands on hands and lips on lips. Everything else, wait till you’re married.” – Jase


6. On marriage:

“A smart wife saves the receipt and exchanges it for a bigger size when no one’s looking.” – Korie


7. On life values:

“Faith, family, and facial hair.” – Jep


8. On parenting:

“Parenting is a constant struggle between making your kids life better and ruining your own.” – Willie


9. On being unique:

“I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family, I started the sophisticated gene .” – Willie


10. On staying focused:

“I’m the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and bam! I’ll pull the underwear clean off your butt.” – Si


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The 10 Best Duck Dynasty Doses Of Wisdom