Never doubt the ability of a floating bear to not give a crap.
Here's one contemplative bruin that wants you to know that he's got life by the horns. It's just a matter of time before some hourly wage slave brings him dinner, so why not kick back with the king of the pond and enjoy it with him?
Just keep it down, will you?
You know you were just dying to jump on that big wallowing pile of fur and see what happened; admit it. Bad idea if you ask us.
Well when you do, make sure to videotape it for the rest of us because we need a good laugh this week.