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Need Some Laughs? Check out These Fishing Jokes [PICS]


After a hard day of fishing...I mean, need a good laugh! Check out these hilarious fishing jokes.

Sometimes you just need a good laugh. And what better way then to laugh about your favorite hobby!

Alcoholic Crocodile

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a little crocodile with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the crocodile couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the crocodile without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same crocodile with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.


Kentucky vs. Ohio

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river. Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, 'Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!'

'Aight, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!' the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, 'Hain't no way, buddy. I know you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!'

Voice of God

One day, a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."

He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."

He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"

"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."

Who's Smarter?

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid. The mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said, "Double my IQ!"

The mermaid did it, and to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said, "Triple my IQ!" and sure enough the mermaid did it, and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed, he asked the mermaid to quadruple his IQ.

The mermaid said, "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!"

The fisherman excitingly said, "Yes!" so the mermaid turned him into a woman...


Q: What do fish and women have in common?

A: They both stop shaking their tail after you catch them!


Fishing > Spouse

One day, two buddies, Jeff and Kenny, were out fishing when funeral procession passes by. Jeff takes off his hat and puts it over his heart until the funeral service passes by.

Kenny says, "Hey, Jeffy, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Jeff replies sadly, "It's the least I could do. After all, I was married to her for 25 years."

Now you have some fishing jokes to tell your friends on the fishing trip this weekend!

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