When there’s a big black snake in the kitchen helping itself to your eggs, let him. Just make sure you video tape it.
Yeah, I bet this happens to you all the time. You head into the kitchen to make an omelet or maybe you were about to bake a cake.
Enter a very large, black slithering reptile with a hankering for your eggs.
Would you stop him?
There’s a big black snake in every kitchen, right?
I guess that takes care of the old saying “don’t leave all your eggs in one basket” because a monster black snake with a big appetite might show up and try to eat them all.
I swear that thing was smiling for the camera. This is why we think about home defense.