Admit it: you dream of drifting down the Florida coast on a tiki bar with a blender full of tequila.
This guy just happened to beat you to building your dream first in this awesome floating tiki bar. That's right, the boat is the tiki bar. Just look at that motor on the back!
Oh, and where the bartender would get his margarita-making on? That's where the magic of driving the boat happens.
Redditor 'ibleeedorange' shared these images and it's enough to make us want to make friends with the caption of the U.S.S. Swede. I wonder if he's Swedish?
Just look how comfortable those chairs seem! Those cushions seem especially comfy.
You even get your own personal coaster when you ride about the U.S.S. Swede. I think this boat should be called the Pinacoladaberg, though.
And just so you know, here's a size reference for you.
This really is the perfect little craft.