Here are 20 of the silliest, clever, and most head-shaking boat names that we wish we would have thought of first.
Right when we thought that we’d seen it all, along comes another reason to rethink that name we painted or decaled onto our favorite water craft.
From the silly to the sublime to the outrageous here are the ‘one’s that got away’, but never fear, you can see them right here and in all their outrageous glory:
1. Ship For Brains
We all have this disease.
2. Seas The Day
Also known as calling in sick to go fishing.
3. Marlin Monroe
Make sure to take your favorite blonde with you on this beauty.
4. Pier Pressure
The same thing that happens when you try to fish from a public dock.
5. The Codfather
Good graphic, but we’ll stick to our favorite rig.
7. Moor Often Than Knot
Let’s just hope that’s not true.
8. Campbell’s Sloop
You’re only laughing because you didn’t think of it.
9. Yeah Buoy
Flavor Flav’s personal yacht.
Breakfast was never so much fun.
11. Unsinkable II
You get one guess as to what happened to the Unsinkable I.
12. The (Place Name Here)
I hope he’s a better fisherman than a boyfriend.
13. Wood Too and Wood Not
Gotta be a married couple.
14. Horny Hooker II
Are they fishing for narwhal or swordfish? Wait, never mind.
15. Aqua Holic
This can’t be the first time you’ve seen this one and it won’t be the last.
16. She Got The House
As long as the house doesn’t have custom decals, a 200 hp merc, and a livewell.
17. Cirrhosis Of The River
For those addicted to rivers, lakes, and anything that remotely resembles some kind of fishing spot.
18. Sex Sea
Oldest one in the book, but still good.
19. Fish & Chicks
For all those good, honest, decent, hardworking American women who pick up a rod and reel when they can.
20. Full Of Seamen
It takes a pair to put this one on your boat.
Maybe you’ve seen some of these before and maybe this is the first time. In any event there’s nothing like fishermen and pleasure craft owners to come up with some of the most amusing and over-the-top names for their favorite “girl”
With so many possibilities out there, what is your personal favorite that is missing from this list?