Whether they're shotguns, handguns, or rifles we want guns cradled in the arms of the fairer sex.
We've said it before and we'll say it again: girls should have all the guns that they want, and here are 11 of the best reasons that we can think of.
1. Annie Oakley never looked like that, but if she did, she could pull off the camo bikini as well.
2. Even with that pointed at us, we'd still chat her up.
3. A secret agent that looks like that with a Ruger in her hand? Yes please.
4. Would you feel safe if she popped out of the shower with that? Yeah, me too.
5. I love that I'm-trouble-but-I'm-sooo-worth-it look.
6. I've been looking for someone who can work on a Humvee and put a tight group of shots on target. She's hired.
7. Looks that good in camo and can take on the enemy at 500 yards.
8. When you need someone to break you out of jail and make you forget why you were in there in the first place.
9. Might be like cuddling with a Black Mamba. Yeah. I'd go for it.
10. Like putting your hand in a bear trap. Sometimes a guy just has to do what he has to do.
11. Wow. Did I say wow? Because WOW. I had to look several times to notice the notice the AK. How about you?
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