This poor guy was just trying to get some fishing done in his kayak when some domestic goose decided to put the hammer down.
Remember that time when one of those dorky white domesticated geese kicked your butt and tossed you out of your own boat? Yeah, it’s like that.
Thank God for today’s solid camera equipment and some good natured fisherman with a sense of humor to share this with us.
You can’t make this stuff up.
All I can say is it’s a good thing that bird didn’t have teeth like a pike. Make no mistake: geese and swans are some of the most territorial, nastiest, mean, gnarly, ruthless, ill-tempered little bastards we ever encountered in the great outdoors.
Who knew that we needed to pack our sidearm in the kayak to do some bass fishing?
Cheers to this fisherman for sharing his day’s foibles with a rogue goose!