This turkey dance does not impress the ladies.
Here are a couple of domestic turkeys doing what appears to be some kind of mating dance. The tom is trying to use his turkey dance skills to win over the hen but she does not appear to be impressed.
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Poor turkey. All he wanted was to do his turkey dance with his lady and ended up as the laughing stock of the whole flock.
Better luck next time.