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Top 10 Tactical Pens for the Survivalist Stuck in the Office

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The best defense tool is the one you have at hand. Odds are, the office survivalist isn’t ever far from a pen. Get the survivalist on your list a pen that truly is mightier than the sword.

1. Sahara Sailor Defender Tactical Pen

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The Sahara Sailor is the perfect tactical pen. It looks amazing and packs a punch with a built-in glass breaker. Made from high-quality stainless steel, it’s tough and light.

2. Shootmy Aluminum Tactical Pen

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The Shootmy Tactical Pen is lightweight and also great looking. Comes with a glass breaker and is easy to hide.

3. Smith & Wesson SWPENBK Tactical Pen

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The SWPENBK is the perfect simple tactical pen. While this one doesn’t come with a glass breaker, it is made from Aircraft Aluminum, so I imagine you could improvise. I also think this one “passes” the best for a normal pen.

4. Under Control Tactical Pen

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This pen has everything. Glass breaker, DNA catcher, LED flashlight, and that’s just the start. The Under Control Tactical pen also comes with access to courses in teach pen self defense, so it’s a thoughtful gift for the survivalist just starting out.

5. Valtev Tactical Pen

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Also made from from Aircraft Aluminum the Valtev Tactical Pen is cheap and reliable. It also comes in red if you are sick of all the black pens.

6. Off-Grid Tactical “Meet Your New Bodyguard

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The Off-Grid Tactical Pen isn’t fooling anyone: one look at that thing and you can tell it isn’t an ordinary pen. However, that can work in your favor. It also comes in hot pink, if you’re into that.

7. Uzi UZI-TFLP2-COMBO Pen & Flashlight Combo

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Uzi makes a lot of good tactical pens like this one. However, what good is a pen if you can’t see what you want to write on… or beat the crap out of? The UZI-TFLP2-COMBO is a great pen with a glass breaker that comes with a mini LED flash light, so you can cover all the bases.

8. Uzi Aircraft Aluminum Defender Pen

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Like I said, Uzi makes a mean pen. The UZI-TACPEN7-BK is no exception. Made from aircraft aluminum, this has a glass breaker and a striker point.

9. Tactical LED 4-in-1 Pen Knife by Survival Hax

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The Tactical 4-in-1 pen has everything you could ask for. The pen is military grade, has a glass breaker, and a knife. Pretty much everything but the kitchen sink.

10. Gerber Impromptu Tactical Pen

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The Gerber Impromptu is a simple, elegant pen that gets the job done. This is the pen that most officers pick to carry with them in the field. It does come at a price premium.

11. Bolt Action Pens

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Oh, did we say there’s be only  10 pens on this list? This option just has to get an honorable mention: if your survivalist is a shooter who likes bolt action weapons, a bolt action pen might be the perfect way to bring soothing thoughts of shooting to mind every time your survivalist signs his or her name.

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Top 10 Tactical Pens for the Survivalist Stuck in the Office