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The Crotch Pot: The Craziest Way to Prepare Food You’ve Ever Seen

Would you use the body heat from your nether regions to heat up food?

It’s exactly as it sounds. And yes, we’re disgusted too. Yet, also, slightly intrigued. Introducing The Crotch Pot.

Gossamer Gear

The Crotch Pot is a tool meant for hikers, campers, backpackers, hunters, and any number of other outdoor enthusiasts on the go. The idea is really pretty simple.

  1. Place food in a quart-sized plastic bag.
  2. Insert quart-sized plastic bag in Crotch Pot pouch.
  3. Place Crotch Pot pouch in… crotch.

From there, heat is transferred from your body through the pouch to warm your food. According to the manufacturer, Gossamer Gear, you’re warmer than you think. And that warmth is just the ticket to a happy meal.

Gossamer Gear

Want to know the best part? This little ultra-lite creative cooking concoction can all be yours for the low price of $19.00.

So far, only one review has been left on the product page of the Gossamer Gear website. The reviewer, Axel, claims that it actually does work. He had hiked for a few hours at low intensity and had a 70-degree warm meal waiting for him when he was done. In his crotch.

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The Crotch Pot: The Craziest Way to Prepare Food You’ve Ever Seen