This is a new high, or low, for Gerber, depending on your point of view.
We were still rubbing our eyes to make sure we were seeing clearly up until about five minutes ago. But yes indeed, Gerber has provided us with a Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit that will surely keep us equipped for whatever cold-bodied lurker may come our way and it's only $251.69.
Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601]
The sturdy canvas carrying case comes with a handle for easy transportation. You never know when you're going to need to swiftly escape a dangerous zombie situation, so the storage system is CRUCIAL here... Inside, you have three knives: the Gerber LMF II Infantry, the Gerber DMF folder, and the Gerber Epic. For special reinforcement, you also have the Gerber Gator Machete, Gerber Gator Machete Pro, the Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang, and last but not least, the Gerber Camp Axe II.
This isn't a matter of if the Zombie Apocalypse happens; it's about being prepared for when it happens. Don't be that guy fighting the zombies off the a butter knife, alright?
Whew. That's all for now, folks.
