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Now People Are Cooking Bacon with Their Machine Gun [PICS]

I cook bacon in the oven. This guy has a significantly more manly method. 

A guy who calls himself Oelund on Reddit posted a series of photos and his play-by-play description of using a machine gun to cook bacon.

The gun appears to be a German MG3 in 7.62×51. There’s no description of the origin of the bacon. All I can tell is that is it not Canadian.

Assuming you already have the machine gun, here’s your ingredient list: bacon, aluminum foil, string, and approximately 200 rounds of ammunition.

First steps: Wrap the barrel with foil, wrap the bacon over the foil, and gently secure it in place with the string.

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Second steps: Cover the bacon with more foil, and make it secure with more string.

Third Step: Insert the bacon-wrapped barrel into the gun. Oelund warns you to be careful not to tear the foil here.

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http://i.imgur.com/q75AR.jpg

 

Next step: Pull the trigger.

Orlund says you can start smelling bacon after just a few dozen rounds. He recommends 250 rounds if you like your bacon crispy, but 150 rounds would probably do.

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http://i.imgur.com/FEeq3.jpg

 

Your last step is to remove the barrel, peel off the bacon, and serve.

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There you go. All you need to know about cooking bacon with a German machine gun.

I can hear Robert Duval saying, “I love the smell of bacon in the morning!”

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Now People Are Cooking Bacon with Their Machine Gun [PICS]