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Fat Raccoon is Not Cut Out for the Army

This hilarious video highlights the fact that not everyone is cut out for the army – fat raccoons included.

This masked bandit has found himself in quite the predicament. Stuck halfway through a tight hatch of an army jeep; little legs sticking straight up like flag poles. This raccoon only wanted to serve his country – but his expansive belly definitely got in the way.

Here’s a rescue video that’s a new one for us. Luckily, these army personnel had the foresight to tape the entire event – so we can all laugh along at home.

“He’s a little fatty,” was all that needed to be said, wasn’t it? The struggle was real and things looked a bit bleak for the tubby critter.

Nice to see a happy ending for all involved. And for you, Mr. Raccoon: best stick to eating in the mess hall, little fatty.

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Fat Raccoon is Not Cut Out for the Army