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Expert Guide Hank Patterson Running for “President of the America”

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Hank Patterson just made the 2017 election even more interesting! 

Hold onto your hats while you listen to legendary guide Hank Patterson tell you why he is running for “president of the America.”

His campaign platform is simple: turn casual Friday into day drinking Friday.

Watch his hilarious campaign ad below.

It looks like he has a solid chance. I think he said it best when he said that he was “the best bad choice.”

His running platform is simple. “Of all the bad choices our country has to offer… Patterson is the best. More beer. More fishing. More freedom.”

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Expert Guide Hank Patterson Running for “President of the America”