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Hundreds of Asian Carp Give These Folks a Boat Full of Ridiculousness

Ever have one of those days when the Asian carp wanted to be in your boat more than you did? Yeah, it’s like that.

Relaxing and having a cold one used to be just that: relaxing. Now if you find yourself with your best buddy and your best gal you may have to take time out to unload the boat of those nasty flying carp.

As much fun as this video is to watch, it’s even more fun to listen to! Hang on to your hats ya’ll, and take a ride on the carp side.

Warning: graphic language in this video

At right about one minute left in the video is just about the funniest ‘dialog’ of the year! That poor lady is still trying to get the carp out her hair.

I’d say throw some of those dirty little buggers on the shore for the raccoons or something nasty like it, but that would just leave another stinking, invasive mess of those things for somebody else.

Let’s just hope that’s red paint on her toenails! Maybe those carp were attracted to the scent on those… socks. Cheers to these good folks for getting back safely and for sharing their carp-ridden exploits with the rest of us!

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Hundreds of Asian Carp Give These Folks a Boat Full of Ridiculousness