If you stumble on what could be the biggest snake ever, don’t do what these guys did.
In this video, a group of Brazilian men and one screaming woman stumble on a giant serpent while floating down a river. The snake wants nothing to do with the boaters and quickly slithers away. But the guys want to catch it and grab its tail. That’s a great idea. Go get that enormous serpent that’s bigger than your boat, it’s not like it could strangle and swallow your entire group or anything.
We don’t know much about the video other than what its title suggests. It takes about a minute for things to get going, but when they do, ho boy.
So much to process there…
Let’s maybe just leave this one alone, without much analysis, because your mind doesn’t deserve much more blowing after that.