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8 Craziest Comments on Amazon Hunting Products [PICS]

Get ready to chuckle at 8 of the craziest comments for Amazon hunting products.

Amazon is known for having a very robust product review section on their website. While the majority of time they are simply people describing their experiences with each product, sometimes they turn crazy. They might be crazy in a funny sense or simply make you scratch your head. Here are eight of the craziest comments on Amazon hunting products.

1. F. Dick Double-Edged 7-inch Cleaver

A cleaver is a must-have for any hunter who butchers their own game. Especially for those who can their own venison. However, one edge is usually plenty of cutting surface. For hunters who want an extra edge, and extra danger, they may opt for this double-edged cleaver from the Friedr Dick Corporation. It only has one review, but boy is it a good one.

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2. Single 4-Ounce Can, Zippo Fluid

A Zippo lighter is an essential part of many a hunter’s gear bag. They have a ton of great uses including starting a campfire or even just lighting up a celebratory cigar back at deer camp after a successful hunt. Zippo even offers a hand warming product that could help make the difference between a filled tag and a failed hunt. Those few extra minutes of warmth might be all you need to get a shot on that big buck.

Whichever product you use, you will eventually need to refill the fuel tank. That’s where Zippo fluid comes into play. Amazon user Corey described the product best.

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3. WARNING: Baiting Deer Is Illegal – 11″ x 11″ Plastic Yellow Sign

Baiting deer during hunting season is illegal in many areas. This humorous sign puts a funny spin on illegal deer baiting. While it doesn’t serve much purpose outside of a quick chuckle hanging on the wall of the garage, I’m sure that some people actually believe it has an effect.

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Amazon product reviewer Patrick might be one of those people.

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4. Stansport Portable Toilet

Hearing nature’s call while hunting is a situation we have all experienced one time or another. Having a comfortable place to go is always a luxury. Unfortunately, porta-potties are few and far between in the woods. Luckily, there are plenty of portable toilet systems designed with hunters in mind.

However, after reading about one Amazon user’s experience, this Stansport Portable Toilet may not be at the top of your shopping list.

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Here is what Alan E. Schmidt had to say after using this particular toilet:

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Alan, if you are reading this, I hope this was the only time something like this happened to you!

5. Sigma Telephoto Lens

Cameras are an important part of scouting an area for hunting. Armed with this Sigma telephoto lens, you should be able to count the ticks on a deer from the comfort of your living room. This thing is massive, and so is the cost. It comes in at just a shade south of $26,000. It does come with free shipping though.

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That high price led to some pretty hilarious comments including this one from Mike Daak:

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Unfortunately, most of us probably won’t actually be able to afford this lens despite its bargain per price cost. However, that close-up photo of Bigfoot may make up the money you spend on the lens.

6. Giant Swiss Army Knife

Many hunters and outdoorsmen got a Victorinox Swiss Army knife as their first blade. They are versatile and useful tools, there is no denying that. However, their giant model may be taking things a bit too far.

It features 87 tools, including a magnifying glass, cigar cutter and a corkscrew, that serve 141 different functions. Just about every comment left for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant is worth reading, but Kenny Patterson’s stuck out for hunters.

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Sounds like a pretty nifty tool to keep in an easy-to-reach place if you ask me!

7. Wolf Urine Lure-32oz.

For all the predator hunters out there, Wolf Urine Lure-32oz. might help you on your hunt. The intended use is to keep deer away from your yard, but what kind of hunter wants to do that? However, this wolf urine apparently has plenty of other uses.

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Buying wolf urine is a lot safer than collecting your own anyways. The entire review section on this product is great for killing a little time.

8. Fresh Whole Rabbit

If you didn’t have any luck this rabbit season, Amazon has you covered. You can order fresh whole rabbit from the website, but only during the summer for some reason.

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Once again, Amazon’s users did not let us down and left all kinds of hilarious comments about this product.

This one from Jim was definitely worth a laugh;

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Hopefully, you won’t have to turn to the internet for your fresh whole rabbit needs.

These comments on Amazon hunting products may not have been helpful to serious customers, but they sure were funny. The internet never ceases to entertain in new and different ways.

8 Craziest Comments on Amazon Hunting Products [PICS]