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4 Halloween Costumes No Sportsman Wants to See This Year

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There are certain things that make hunters and other outdoorsmen cringe. Here are the top four costumes that no sportsman wants to see knocking on their door.

While some of these are no-brainers, others may surprise you that they even exist. I give fair warning that at least one of these will raise the ire of any self-respecting outdoorsman.

In an effort to stay as neutral as possible, I have included links to official or favorable sites for your reading pleasure, amusement or aggravation.

1. Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton has been a household name for decades and, for sportsmen, can be a bit like athlete’s foot (hard to get rid of) or perhaps jock itch (she just keeps coming back).

Clinton’s views on firearms and other Constitutional rights, as well as hunting, have left a bad taste in sportsmen’s mouths for years and have many concerned with an important election just days away.

2. Barack Obama

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Image courtesy Pageslap.com

Of course, current President Barack Obama has been the best salesman for the firearms industry in recent history. His attacks on Constitutional rights have been unprecedented in the history of the United States.

We won’t even get into his actions and what he’s done. Let’s just say, I wouldn’t want to be the guy wearing this costume and knocking on American outdoorsmen’s doors.

3. PETA Pizza Delivery

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Image courtesy media.zenfs.com

Everyone loves pizza… just not when it comes from our friends at PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). My only question is, “Who’s standing up for the ethical treatment of vegetables?”

I guess the sign doesn’t say the pizza’s cruelty free: just the delivery. Cruelty-free delivery is always a positive thing. Plus, it’s with a smile, which is better than a mean clown.

4. Dr. Walter Palmer

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Image courtesy Daily Mail

This one is a bit much in my opinion, but I had to include it. Everyone remembers the outcry over Cecil the lion being killed. However, some people can’t let it go.

No matter what your political views are, we can all come to the conclusion that sometimes it’s just best to throw a sheet over your head and be a ghost.

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4 Halloween Costumes No Sportsman Wants to See This Year