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20 Boat Names We Should’ve Thought up Ourselves

Here are 20 of the silliest, clever, and most head-shaking boat names that we wish we would have thought of first.

Right when we thought that we’d seen it all, along comes another reason to rethink that name we painted or decaled onto our favorite water craft.

From the silly to the sublime to the outrageous here are the ‘one’s that got away’, but never fear, you can see them right here and in all their outrageous glory:

1. Ship For Brains

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Lilly Riley

We all have this disease.

2. Seas The Day

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Lilly Riley

Also known as calling in sick to go fishing.

3. Marlin Monroe

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Lilly Riley

Make sure to take your favorite blonde with you on this beauty.

4. Pier Pressure

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Lilly Riley

The same thing that happens when you try to fish from a public dock.

5. The Codfather

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Lilly Riley

Good graphic, but we’ll stick to our favorite rig.

6. Dijabringabeeralong

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Lilly Riley

Well, dija?

7. Moor Often Than Knot

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Lilly Riley

Let’s just hope that’s not true.

8. Campbell’s Sloop

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Lilly Riley

You’re only laughing because you didn’t think of it.

9. Yeah Buoy

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Lilly Riley

Flavor Flav’s personal yacht.

10. Eggs-Ta-Sea

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Lilly Riley

Breakfast was never so much fun.

11. Unsinkable II

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Lilly Riley

You get one guess as to what happened to the Unsinkable I.

12. The (Place Name Here)

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Lilly Riley

I hope he’s a better fisherman than a boyfriend.

13. Wood Too and Wood Not

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Lilly Riley

Gotta be a married couple.

14. Horny Hooker II

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Lilly Riley

Are they fishing for narwhal or swordfish? Wait, never mind.

15. Aqua Holic

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Lilly Riley

This can’t be the first time you’ve seen this one and it won’t be the last.

16. She Got The House

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Lilly Riley

As long as the house doesn’t have custom decals, a 200 hp merc, and a livewell.

17. Cirrhosis Of The River

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Lilly Riley

For those addicted to rivers, lakes, and anything that remotely resembles some kind of fishing spot.

18. Sex Sea

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Lilly Riley

Oldest one in the book, but still good.

19. Fish & Chicks

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Lilly Riley

For all those good, honest, decent, hardworking American women who pick up a rod and reel when they can.

20. Full Of Seamen

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Lilly Riley

It takes a pair to put this one on your boat.

Maybe you’ve seen some of these before and maybe this is the first time. In any event there’s nothing like fishermen and pleasure craft owners to come up with some of the most amusing and over-the-top names for their favorite “girl”

With so many possibilities out there, what is your personal favorite that is missing from this list?

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20 Boat Names We Should’ve Thought up Ourselves