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15 of the Most Unusual, Unique, and Outright Useless Things We Get Dad for Father’s Day

Father's Day

When it comes to Father’s Day, we can come up with some really comical things. Here are 15 of the most unusual ones.

Dear Dad: you were the one who showed me how to cast with a spinning reel, loaded the .22 for my very first plink, and taught me that it was perfectly alright to have a firearm in a tree.

Having said that, we’d like like you to have a celebratory token of our esteem… that we bought an hour ago.

Some of these things are fun, comical, and may just have been purchased by you and you and you so I’ve included links so you can go ahead and buy your dad some of this madness.

Think hard, though, because as the venerable Bill Dance says: “Don’t do that.”

1. Wine Gun

By dad a gun, just not this gun.

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Amazon

2. Pocket Shot

See number one.

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Amazon

3. Liquor Log

The name says it all.

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Amazon

4. Paracord Grenade 48-Tool Survival Kit

Pretty cool, and it’s a hand grenade to boot.

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Amazon

5. Batman Water Pistol

He’ll get a big kick out of this ‘inappropriate’ toy, but… don’t.

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Amazon

6. Weather Stick

You can do better than a stick.

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Amazon

7. Grizzly Slippers

Maybe if he’s living in a dorm at college.

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Amazon

8. Bear Spray Backpack Attachment

Traveling in bear country is serious business.

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UDAP

9. Bear Paw Bowl

A great conversation piece… (Dads don’t care about conversation pieces).

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Amazon

10. Trailer Hitch Toilet Seat

While you’re at it, buy him a bathroom to go around it.

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Amazon

11. Funny Coffee Mug

Not another coffee cup, unless it’s filled with hundred dollar bills.

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Amazon

12. Anything Camo That’s Not Hunting Gear

Yes, camouflage underwear falls into this category.

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Amazon

13. Another Fishing Shirt

He’s got one. From last year. And the year before that.

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Sunfrog

14. Novelty Fishing Gear

I don’t care if it’s got hooks, a funny name, looks like a mermaid or Homer Simpson.

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Cayman Code

15. Billy Bass

Your mom will shoot you with your own gun.

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If you want to get your outdoor dad the ultimate gift, get together with some of your family and spring for a lifetime sportsmen’s license.

Even better- tell him how much you love and appreciate him.

Then get him the lifetime license.

NEXT: QUIZ: HOW MANY OF THESE 55 BASS FISHING EXPERIENCES HAVE YOU HAD?

15 of the Most Unusual, Unique, and Outright Useless Things We Get Dad for Father’s Day