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These Hot Butt Buoys Aren’t Just Directing Boat Traffic, They’re Stopping It

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Are you tired of boaters ignoring your own regular buoys? With Butt Buoys, that will all change.

It’s a classic scene – woman dives underwater, her swimsuit-covered rear surfaces and she’s completely under again. These Butt Buoys take total advantage of that mystique so that people will pay attention to your new buoys, guaranteed.

About 12 inches long and eight inches tall, these Butt Buoys are fully functional and come in so many different colors!

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BNQT

Are you tired of people ignoring your plain buoys and just plowing right over them? It’s time to literally stop them in their tracks, and what could do that better than a buoy shaped like a toned, firm butt!

With these bad babies, you will never confuse your buoy for another person’s again. Seriously – how many people will have these things?

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Amazon

I know how we’ll find our boat this Memorial Day weekend, that’s for sure. You’ll have to fight people off your new buoy, but hey, no one will be able to say you stole theirs, right?

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These Hot Butt Buoys Aren’t Just Directing Boat Traffic, They’re Stopping It